Blog 20

      Luckily, I was able to leave work early today thanks to the big cheese. Still in my glad rags, I decided to head downtown to walk around and see if everything was all berries when I ran into this drugstore cowboy. He was drinking some giggle water and started to give me the heebie jeebies by the way he seemed to be talking to himself. Unfortunately, I forgot to put my handcuff back on after work; however, I failed to realize this until after the creeper started approaching me. He looked pretty mischievous so I polietly stated, "I'm sorry, the bank's closed," to my surprise he shouted "APPLESAUCE!!" and ran away. My husband was not very pleased when he found out that I could have become the stranger's moll this afternoon if things hadn't gone accordingly. Since he knows that I am no bearcat, he dropped the topic and our night continued to be copacelic as usual.